...The Surreal Event of the Day

Event Sequence:

- Learned via a wrestling news website (leave me alone) that a small-time pro wrestling show took place over the weekend minutes from the house I grew up in

- Out of curiousity, since I was unaware of the existence of any professional wrestling promotions in Contra Costa County, visited the home page of the company that put on the show

- Clicked onto the "Superstars" page of said website

- Discovered, much to my surprise, that one of the promotion's "Superstars" was a fraternity brother of mine in college