...Resolutions
Only one so far for 2007:
No More Buying "Some Assembly Required" Gifts for Christmas
Such as this:
Vital Statistics:
Day Project Started: December 30th
Day Project Completed: January 1st
Number of times during assembly process I wanted to curl up into a ball and cry like a baby: More than I'd care to admit
Number of times during assembly process I was convinced my marriage was not going to survive the assembly process: Same as above
Event most responsible for delay in assembly time: My putting two pieces together backwards which caused final pieces to not fit together properly, requiring a massive de- and re-installation process that added several hours to the project
Upon project completion, amount of time my stepkids spent playing basketball before returning to Guitar Hero 2: 15 minutes tops
No More Buying "Some Assembly Required" Gifts for Christmas
Such as this:
Vital Statistics:
Day Project Started: December 30th
Day Project Completed: January 1st
Number of times during assembly process I wanted to curl up into a ball and cry like a baby: More than I'd care to admit
Number of times during assembly process I was convinced my marriage was not going to survive the assembly process: Same as above
Event most responsible for delay in assembly time: My putting two pieces together backwards which caused final pieces to not fit together properly, requiring a massive de- and re-installation process that added several hours to the project
Upon project completion, amount of time my stepkids spent playing basketball before returning to Guitar Hero 2: 15 minutes tops
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